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Congratulations!
You solved the Heist of the Phoenix!

With much hype and celebration surrounding Elon's 125 years and President Lambert's successes, Dr. Danieley found himself missing his glory days as the president of Elon University. Driven by jealousy and the desire to be Head Phoenix once again, Dr. Danieley used a watergun filled with a specialized solution to coerce the Phoenix to come with him last night outside of KOBC. With his hostage firmly in captivity of his trunk, Dr. Danieley sped off into the night.


Dr. Danieley is awaiting punishment, but sources say that multiple character witnesses are coming forward to advocate for a lenient sentencing. Only time will tell how severely justice will be served.