You are probably wonderin' if I really am a
schnauzer. People are always sayin' to my mom "What kind of dog is that?" This
is because I am supposed to be a pedigree schnauzer and mine mom is thinking
that maybe she got ripped off. I havin' very curly black hair and it is getting
all over the place, even though I not supposed to shed. I also am not havin'
clipped ears like a schnauzer and mine fur is very soft and shiny. Also mine
girl likes to buy me beautiful collars to wear, I have an Elon collar and a
Salty Dog Cafe collar. Sometimes I am also wearin a sweater which I look really
beautiful in, but I hate it. I only wear it when there is lots of snow outside.