He decided to go for a nice refreshing beer. When he got to the pub he found one man sitting at the bar making love to his pint of dark beer and the bartender carefully cleaning the freshly cleaned glasses of beer; neither of them saying a single word. Without hesitation the traveler sat next to the man and ordered a beer. Silently the bartender and the man look at him as the bartender hands him a good ole' pint of the best beer in the house.

Wild Scotland