W e D G i E   M a N
     

     \\\||///
     |      |
         |___|    
     o    __|  |__     o
     \   /   |    |    \  /
      \/    |    |     \/
     _|__|_
     ( U ][ U )
     \    |    /
      |   |   | 
      |   |   |
     _| _|_ |_
    

BaCK HoMe iNTRo


 

THiS iS WeDGiE MaN. HiS NaMe iS WeDGie MaN BeCauSe He HaS a WeDGie. i THiNK THaT He BuCKLed HiS BeLT Too TiGHT BeCauSe HiS PaNTS aRe ReaLLY HiGH aND THeY aRe GoiNG uP HiS BuTT. WeDGie MaN aLSo HaPPeNS To Be MY TeaCHeR. HoWeVeR, iT iS ReaLLY HaRD To CoNCeNTRaTe WHeN YouR TeaCHer HaS SuCH a BiG WeDGie. i CaN'T HeLP BuT LooK aT iT eVeRYTiMe He WRiTeS oN THe BoaRD. THe WeDGie MaN aKa MY TeaCHeR JuST LooKeD aT Me. i WoNDeR iF He KNoWS i'M WRiTiNG aBouT HiS WeDGie. i WoNDeR iF He eVeN KNoWs He HaS a WeDGie. THaT iS oNe BiG WeDGie! i WouLD KNoW iF i HaD a WeDGie THaT BiG BeCauSe THaT iS oNe BiG WeDGie.
    

THiS iS WeDGiE MaN. HiS NaMe iS WeDGie MaN BeCauSe He HaS a WeDGie. i THiNK THaT He BuCKLed HiS BeLT Too TiGHT BeCauSe HiS PaNTS aRe ReaLLY HiGH aND THeY aRe GoiNG uP HiS BuTT. WeDGie MaN aLSo HaPPeNS To Be MY TeaCHeR. HoWeVeR, iT iS ReaLLY HaRD To CoNCeNTRaTe WHeN YouR TeaCHer HaS SuCH a BiG WeDGie. i CaN'T HeLP BuT LooK aT iT eVeRYTiMe He WRiTeS oN THe BoaRD. THe WeDGie MaN aKa MY TeaCHeR JuST LooKeD aT Me. i WoNDeR iF He KNoWS i'M WRiTiNG aBouT HiS WeDGie. i WoNDeR iF He eVeN KNoWs He HaS a WeDGie. THaT iS oNe BiG WeDGie! i WouLD KNoW iF i HaD a WeDGie THaT BiG BeCauSe THaT iS oNe BiG WeDGie.

SePTeMBeR 11, 2005 2:50 P.M. (3 HouRS aND 10 MiNuTeS ReMaiNiNG)